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Thursday, December 29, 2011

HOLY CRAP!!!!

Yep . . . If you came here looking for the old Turd, he moved. Check out the new-and-improved blog.

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This is fiction. It comes directly from the empty space between my two ears. It never happened. The characters are a figment of my imagination. The situations are not real. The actions, views, opinions, statements, thoughts and other ramblings do not reflect the views or opinions of my employer, or any other real human being or entity. It's fiction, remember.

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THE POOP ON TURD

turdpolisher: ...slang we tv photogs use for one who turns an utterly worthless story into something that sticks to video tape. Be careful or you'll get some on you. I've been spewing facts across the screen since 1990. This is pure fiction -- never happened -- straight from the fertile mind of a crappy cameraman.

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